Category: 2000s

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According to Spencer (2001)

Jesse Bradford stars as Spencer Gould, a reserved young man that has a hard time going for what he wants, although his influential grandmother always tried to instill self-confidence within him.  After 25 years...

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Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

Call this El Mariachi 3, Desperado 2, or Once Upon a Time in Mexico — whatever the name, nothing is going to make this turd smell sweet.  The third and last entry in the Mariachi trilogy proves that...

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Summer Catch (2001)

Yes, it’s just another teen movie, regardless if they are actually playing 20-somethings.  It’s the same old story you’ve seen before a hundred times, this time centering around the world of summer league baseball. ...

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My Boss’s Daughter (2003)

Here’s another one of those movies that the critics had a feeding frenzy over, tearing it mercilessly apart, and proclaiming it one of the worst films of the year.  Yet again, I watch it...

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The Final Curtain (2002)

Perhaps the best thing you can say about The Final Curtain is that it’s only 85 minutes long.  The worst thing you can say is that it’s 85 minutes of your life you won’t get back...

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Open Range (2003)

It’s been a while since Kevin Costner has been in a hit film, in fact, you’d have to go back to 1991’s JFK to find one that wasn’t considered at least a minor disappointment (notable exception: Thirteen...

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Grind (2003)

Here’s another classic example of a movie that had the potential to be something more but is crippled by the notion that they have to do what everyone else is doing, for fear that they will...

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29 Palms (2002)

It’s hard to watch so many good character actors get together in a film that doesn’t explore great characterizations. Yet, here they are, doing what they can to inject life in yet another gimmicky,...

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Gigli (2003)

It seems like just yesterday that Martin Brest was an acclaimed director, helming such lucrative and esteemed projects like Going in Style, Beverly Hills Cop, Midnight Run, and Scent of a Woman.  1998 saw Brest take a bit of a...

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S.W.A.T. (2003)

S.W.A.T. is the type of movie that can be either side of the same coin, so your enjoyment of it will greatly depend on your expectations going in.  The trailer might have you thinking that...